Monday
Jul142025
Ep. 587: "High-Hatting"
July 14, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Doesn’t John have Merlin today?
(Recorded on Monday, July 14, 2025.)
July 14, 2025 | One of our episodes Monday
Jul072025
Ep. 586: "Let's People"
July 7, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Nobody smokes anymore.
(Recorded on Monday, July 7, 2025.)
Monday
Jun302025
Ep. 585: "Undercover Genie"
June 30, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Another one of John’s classic hamburger choking parties.
(Recorded on Monday, June 30, 2025.)
Monday
Jun232025
Ep. 584: "Adult Bangs"
June 23, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Cynical always sounds smart.
(Recorded on Monday, June 23, 2025.)
Monday
Jun162025
Ep. 583: "Disproportionate Event Horizon"
June 16, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Somebody was trying to nail John to the carpet.
(Recorded on Monday, June 16, 2025.)
Monday
Jun022025
Ep. 582: "Safes Full of Chili"
June 2, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: She was watching basic-ass cable.
(Recorded on Monday, June 2, 2025.)
Monday
May262025
Ep. 581: "The Velocities of Youth"
May 26, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: Merlin doesn’t know how to make a bird horny.
(Recorded on Monday, May 26, 2025.)
Monday
May192025
Ep. 580: "A Queue of Snorks"
May 19, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: People almost have an accident all the time.
(Recorded on Monday, May 19, 2025.)
Monday
May122025
Ep. 579: "Prescription Sleeping"
May 12, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: John just wants one big card.
(Recorded on Monday, May 12, 2025.)
Monday
May052025
Ep. 578: "Aspirational Black Banana"
May 5, 2025 | One of our episodes 
The Problem: John put eggs in the ravine.
(Recorded on Monday, May 5, 2025)
