Ep. 583: "Disproportionate Event Horizon"

The Problem: Somebody was trying to nail John to the carpet.

(Recorded on Monday, June 16, 2025.)

---

[MP3] Ep. 583: "Disproportionate Event Horizon"

Ep. 582: "Safes Full of Chili"

The Problem: She was watching basic-ass cable.

(Recorded on Monday, June 2, 2025.)

---

[MP3] Ep. 582: "Safes Full of Chili"

Ep. 581: "The Velocities of Youth"

The Problem: Merlin doesn’t know how to make a bird horny.

(Recorded on Monday, May 26, 2025.)

---

[MP3] Ep. 581: "The Velocities of Youth"

Ep. 580: "A Queue of Snorks"

The Problem: People almost have an accident all the time.

(Recorded on Monday, May 19, 2025.)

---

[MP3] Ep 580: "A Queue of Snorks"

Ep. 579: "Prescription Sleeping"

The Problem: John just wants one big card.

(Recorded on Monday, May 12, 2025.)

---

[MP3] Ep. 579: "Prescription Sleeping"

Ep. 578: "Aspirational Black Banana"

The Problem: John put eggs in the ravine.

(Recorded on Monday, May 5, 2025)

---

---

[MP3] Ep. 578: "Aspirational Black Banana"

Ep. 577: "Cigarettes and Pancakes"

The Problem: John and Merlin are bookends.

(Recorded on Monday, April 28, 2025.)

---

Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

---

[MP3] Ep. 577: "Cigarettes and Pancakes"

Ep. 576: "The Lightest Possible Acquaintment"

The Problem: Nobody puts John in a corner.

(Recorded on Monday, April 21, 2025.)

---

Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

---

[MP3] Ep. 576: "The Lightest Possible Acquaintment"

Ep. 575: "An Introverted Muppet"

The Problem: The Oregon coast’s lousy with grandchildren of loggers.

(Recorded on Monday, April 14, 2025.)

---

Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

---

[MP3] Ep. 575: "An Introverted Muppet"

Ep. 574: "Big Strong Man"

The Problem: It’s a little late for a clean open.

(Recorded on Monday, April 7, 2025.)

---

Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

---

[MP3] Ep. 574: "Big Strong Man"